So it's around 5:40 PM and I just logged on to Newgrounds. I see that there is a new message in my inbox.

"hola,

I wuz browsin through for ppl like moi, and I hit ur profile. u look like you're a considerably noticeable person, but Im kinda inexperienced here, & don't really know where to go. Don't they have a chatting program here? Well, I hate sending msgs to people, & potentially not getting an answer. Well, if u wanna chatting with me, u could check me over @ date-bucket.org?id=**** , my name there is clubbing_chickadee."

So, ya, maybe I'll see you. I'm always lookin' to find more ppl.
Selena Jones

At first, I tried to go to her profile. No dice. I needed an account there. To risky. I thought of another way to find some dirt on this lady.

So I looked up her name on Yahoo, and found an article on Wikipedia. It turns out she is a retired Jazz singer who is 65 years old! I was disgusted! I was the target of a senior-citizen pedophile! This has never happened before! I think I'm gonna be sick! We seriously need to do something about this. Because next time, some one might fall for it, and then it will be too late.