Right now I'm working on a stick movie called "Stoopid Bash Brothers." I will release the preview soon.

UPDATE: I was banned from submitting flash for 15 days because my other submission "Mr.Flocker" was blamed, which gives me more time to work on the movie. However, you can find the preview on my website.

Thanks to this guy here, I know have Flash. I am working on a movie called "Mr.Flocker." Its about some old dude's ordinary day. Please tell me how to insert sounds. M'kay?

EDIT: Please answer the following questions:

How can I make a play button?

How do I make the action scripts work?

How tween objects?

Where can I download a default version of the fighting game maker "M.U.G.E.N?"

I've been looking for one for like 2 hours now! I've used Yahoo and Google and they didn't help at all! I'm freaking pissed off! And to make things worse, I finally downloaded a default copy of M.U.G.E.N, and it says "cannot display video mode." Son of a bitch! If you find a default version of M.U.G.E.N, please link it to me, I'm really disparate to play it :(

Today was the start of a New Year. That means you should all decide to have a New Year resolution. HAPPY FREAGIN NEW YEAR NG. Did I also mention its my birthday today? HAPPY FREAGIN' BIRTHDAY TO ME :) WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I'LL BUY OUT MICROSOFT!

New CrazyFlasher! You play game!NOW! Play or I shall send every box of Porfiteroles ever made to the bottom of the ocean where they shall rot, grow gills, and evolve into an advanced sea species bent on dominating the surface world so that they will become the dominate snack food in the whole world! Mwuahahahahaha!

Credit goes to Abe! Play it here!

Merry Freaking Chirstmas Newgrounds. Have a ho, ho, holy good time this year. I got an X Box 360 for Chirstmas :3 What did you get?

O.J. Simpson is getting sent to prison. REAL TIME PRISON. You know, the butt pounding one? I'll give you the full story with my copy-pasta.

"LAS VEGAS - A broken O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to as many as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced as Judge Jackie Glass rattled off the punishment. Moments before, Simpson made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, simultaneously apologizing for the holdup as a foolish mistake and trying to justify his actions.

He choked back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."

Simpson said he was simply trying to retrieve sports memorabilia and other mementos, including his first wife's wedding ring, from two dealers when he stormed a Las Vegas hotel room on Sept. 13, 2007.

But the judge emphasized that it was a violent confrontation in which at least one gun was drawn, and she said someone could have been shot. She said the evidence was overwhelming, with the planning, the confrontation itself and the aftermath all recorded on audio or videotape."
Reported by Ken Ritter

I really don't know why he's getting at the most 33 years in prison for armed robbery. I mean, people commit arm robberies all of the time, and the most they get is like five to ten years. Well, spread the news. If you're going to make a post saying to read my post, make the title of it "Read PKforce323's post about O.J. getting arrested" and make a link to this post in your post.

Where can I get a PC Tablet that cost between $80 and $180? Is flash something that you have to download or can you buy it? If so, how much does it cost and where can I get it? I've seen Oney, Rina-Chan, and Arkuni change their NG user names, how do they do it? Do I have to pay like $49.99 a month in order to animate on aniboom.com?

These are all things that I'd like to know so I can become a successful NG user, even though some of them have nothing to do with NG. Please answer the questions with the REAL answer. Don't put some spamming shit in your comments or else you will be banned. Thank you.

This video was made of win.

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So was this.

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Credit goes directly to xTwo1x

He also made this.

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Here is the slowed down version.

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Leik I said before, credit goes to xTwo1x