For many months now, I've been wondering, "What's up with all of celebrity deaths?" Then I realized "This must be some sort of scandal." I knew this could just be some sort of scandal to fool the media or something. The way I look at it, there are three possible theories for these mysterious deaths.

Theory 1: It's not a conspiracy. Theses celebrities are just dying because they are old and are more prone to these kinds of things than young people.

Evidence to support this theory: Just look up Michael Jackson, Farah Fawcett, Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, or Billy Mays on Wikipedia.

Theory 2: The celebrities are alive and this is a scandal used to trick the media. The deaths were only a mere distraction used to keep the media busy so the celebs could finally retire in peace in some sort of secret retirement facility without being stalked by the media.

Evidence to support this theory: Think about it; these are some of America's most famous celebrities. The media is dying to come up with some sort of story that will convince the public to think that it's true
i.e.: The deaths of these iconic celebrities were surely enough of a story to actually distract the media and the public from thinking what really happened to them.

What caught my attention was that the celebrities were between the ages of 50 and 65 (mainly 50) and two celebrities "died" every summer between June and August. I estimate that by August of 2012, about six more celebrities will "die."

Theory 3: Death is a racist bitch.

Evidence to support this theory: He targets mostly rich African-American celebrities (Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, Michael Jackson) and iconic American stars (Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays).

The way I look at it, the most logical explanation is the second theory. It's a possible explanation and has more evidence to support itself than the other two theories. Before I rap this up, I'd like to know, which theory do you think is the most possible and why?

For those of you who are too simple minded to see, this is only a little joke that I had to tell.