VOTE 5 OR DIE

Someone should make the best stick based RPG ever. It sounds like a great idea. So if your an artist who's great with sticks, get started!

It's America's 223rd birthday and we're all celbrating! Wheather we're in Pueto Rico or Guatamala, we're all so proud! I went to a party today and it was fun as hell! There's not a lot I can say but I'm looking for a Flash software and will start animating again. Well, that about raps things up for tonight. So long! Happy 223rd 4th of July celebrating the 4th of July that America gained it's independance! Bueno Cuatro de Julio! Buh bye! So long!

For many months now, I've been wondering, "What's up with all of celebrity deaths?" Then I realized "This must be some sort of scandal." I knew this could just be some sort of scandal to fool the media or something. The way I look at it, there are three possible theories for these mysterious deaths.

Theory 1: It's not a conspiracy. Theses celebrities are just dying because they are old and are more prone to these kinds of things than young people.

Evidence to support this theory: Just look up Michael Jackson, Farah Fawcett, Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, or Billy Mays on Wikipedia.

Theory 2: The celebrities are alive and this is a scandal used to trick the media. The deaths were only a mere distraction used to keep the media busy so the celebs could finally retire in peace in some sort of secret retirement facility without being stalked by the media.

Evidence to support this theory: Think about it; these are some of America's most famous celebrities. The media is dying to come up with some sort of story that will convince the public to think that it's true
i.e.: The deaths of these iconic celebrities were surely enough of a story to actually distract the media and the public from thinking what really happened to them.

What caught my attention was that the celebrities were between the ages of 50 and 65 (mainly 50) and two celebrities "died" every summer between June and August. I estimate that by August of 2012, about six more celebrities will "die."

Theory 3: Death is a racist bitch.

Evidence to support this theory: He targets mostly rich African-American celebrities (Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, Michael Jackson) and iconic American stars (Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays).

The way I look at it, the most logical explanation is the second theory. It's a possible explanation and has more evidence to support itself than the other two theories. Before I rap this up, I'd like to know, which theory do you think is the most possible and why?

For those of you who are too simple minded to see, this is only a little joke that I had to tell.

In case some of you haven't noticed, I've had a looooooooooong absence. My computer got screwed up and I couldn't use it for a while. I finally got it fixed and now I'm back online! But boy, NG has changed alot in my absence with the Art Portal and all. Well, it's good to be back!

I got bored today and decided to finish a comic I started in Flash. But the program crashed, twice and I had to redo the missing parts. But the second time, I just gave up and decided to finish it up another time. Then, I gave birth to this. It's amazing what boredom can do now adays.

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! VOTE 5 on this or else I'll kid nap the president >:3

I can't believe that you Newgrounders gave THIS a higher score than Darnell likes Chikenz. I mean, what the fuck! Mine is animated waaaaaaaaay better! Plus, mine is funny! You people make me sick! Go to Darnell likes Chikenz and share your thoughts and vote! My god! I am disgusted! How could you even do that to me?!

I've been looking forward to this for a long time. I've finally got Flash so here it is: My first Pico Day Submission. Enjoy bitches!

I am almost finished with my Pico Day project. Its about Darnell and his favorite wonders of the world; chicken. I will finish by tonight hopefully. Vote 5!

UPDATE 04/28/09: I just finished it! It took me 5 consecutive hours to finish the remainder of the movie. Vote 5!